If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
this is genius
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
i like boys who are
nice and mean at the same time
i have a complex
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH AND GO MAKE ME SOME CHILI
I LOVE YOU DOE BOO
YOU SO FUCKIN DUMB
DAMN BABE I LIKE YA NEW NAIL COLOR
*makes u some chili and rubs your back while u eat it*
Chile yea
im sorry I simply am not going to take the word of people who find benedict cumberbatch attractive please provide me with scientific evidence, academic resources and references cited in MLA format because your word and my eyes are disagreeing right now